twinArmageddons
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97% of teen2 would cry iif they 2aw Robert Pattii2on (Edward Cullen from Twiiliight) 2tandiing on twop of a 2ky2craper, about two jump. II am one of the 3% who would 2iit, eatiing popcorn 2creamiing "DO A BACK FLIIP YOU 2PARKLY RETARD!
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"II under2tand that 2cii22or2 can beat Paper, and II get how Rock can beat 2cii22or2, but there'2 no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper ii2 2uppo2ed two magiically wrap around Rock leaviing iit iimmobiile? Why the heck cant paper do thii2 two 2cii22or2? 2crew 2cii22or2, why can't paper do thii2 two people? Why aren't 2heet2 of college-ruled notebook paper con2tantly 2uffocatiing 2tudent2 a2 they attempt two take note2 iin cla22? II'll tell you why, becau2e paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up iin 2 2econd2. When II play rock/ paper/ 2cii22or2 II alway2 choo2e rock. Then when 2omebody claiim2 two have beaten me wiith theiir paper II can punch them iin the face wiith my already clenched fii2t and 2ay "oh, II'm 2o 2orry, II thought paper would protect you."
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II pu2h door2 that clearly 2ay PULL
II laugh harder when II try two explaiin why II'm laughiing.
II walk iintwo a room and forget why II wa2 there
II count on my fiinger2 iin math cla22
II Liie 2ometiime2 two hiide the paiin
II 2ay iit2 a long 2twory when iit'2 really not